Who let the dogs out, BoW BoW!

When it comes to serious fun and naughtiness, I wouldn't search for a better incident than something that happened in my class. When I say class, don't think that I'm talking about a 10th grade class with some naughty guys sitting in it. The classroom here is an Engineering Class Room, a first year engineering
classroom. It has enough crazy and naughty guys' to challenge a 10th Grade class room. And definitely we are quite notorious among the College Staff and Students for being energetic.

Shall I start like any other story books that we've read? Haha, yea we'll make it dramatic.
It was a fine morning, and the birds chirped. I walked towards my classroom through the corridors. As usual my friends welcomes me into the class with a messy smile. There were guys' sitting at the corner of the classroom and counting on the home works and assignments that we had to submit the same day. None of them had even touched the works that were left pending. Even-though the consequences and the scenario was pretty much serious, there was one dump guy at the corner who shouted 'Don't waste your time doing the home works, lets play a match of UNO and bunk those classes later'. At the same time another shout from the opposite corner said 'Arrey, Even the last week we bunked her class, remember the hide and seek behind the college canteen.' And the shouts were numerous from different corners of the classroom.

And into the wilderness, there walked the Lion- King of the jungles. Oops I got switch onto the Jungle Saga. There came our physics miss. The class moved into perfect silence. She had the register to mark the assignments. Everything was calm, quiet and perfect.

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT.. BOW BOW BOW"

As much as you wonder why this line here, we were also equally awestruck and shocked to hear this in the perfectly silent classroom. It was the perfectly wrong timed alarm of one of my friends who came late to the class that broke the silence and sprayed laughter in the class. These mobile manufactures need to be bowed, the mobile wakes up and barks like anything even if it switched off or out of the battery. The seventh sense called the alarm. The class was filled with laughter and for a moment the teacher couldn't control a tiny laugh from her heart. As she smiled, the guy had a sigh of relief because he thought that he wouldn't loose his mobile. The seriousness around were just starting to diminish. And here comes a twist, the teacher controlled her laugh and very seriously asked 'Son, give me your mobile'. And this brought another blast of laughter into the class room which was even harder to us but to the guy who lost his mobile phone, it was a blow in the head.

And now the class continues. The teacher lectures and the nerds write lecture notes. The class is going as it should and I was busy drawing some random circles, squares and stuff. Every student knows what I meant, as the boring classes as same everywhere in the world. And to my bad, I lost the set square that I borrowed from one of the worst nerds in my class. He was perfectly the so-called 'Daddy Mummy'. Without any sadness or haste, I informed him that I lost the set square. And now there was the facial expression of hearing that an Atom Bomb was dropped right on his head, on his face. He called on 'Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.. He lost my set square!!'. Even though it was an alarming situation to the nerd that lost his set square, the age we were in and the class we were in couldn't take the situation as serious as it had to be. The class again burst into laughter and sounds came in from different corners saying 'Dude. We'll go to the court asking for settlement. Don't worry baba.' And to my surprise the teacher got the seriousness. She came closer to me and starred at me with a look that would melt the ice cream that I had during the lunch break. And she started shouting me for being careless, annoying, idiotic and so on and on. And finally the twist of the twists; she said 'Show me your hand'. She had a tiny stick with which she wanted to punish me like a tiny kid. And I was like 'MAM.. I'm not that small to be punished like a kid.. Afterall it is a scale :O '.

And with one of my eyes I saw Rithika, my classmate who had a crush on me, handing over a Cadbury 5-Star Chocolate to my problematic class mate. It was unbelievable that he totally forgot the set square as soon as he got the Cadbury chocolate. Can nerds be so childish? Or is it the cadbury's chocolate that made him childish?? I guess the ad 'Jo khaaye Kho Jaaye' came true.. Gosh, He stood up and said our teacher that It was fine and he forgave me. That was another blow on my head, as I am being relieved because of Rithika and that would eat up my time during tomorrows' break as she would come and spill out a lot of filmy dialogues and stuff. I instead pulled out my Cadbury 5-Star from the pocket and passed it to her along with a Thanks. And there comes the end to the shortest and sweetest crush story, set square lose story, classroom mobile story and another episode of my life.

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Get an Ad-Sense Account - Faster and Free

Here is how you can get an Ad-Sense Account free and fast.
First of all, an intro about what is Ad-Sense. Ad-Sense is one among the largest Ad Publishing network that is owned and run by Google. It is considered to be one among the best ways to earn if you are a web master.

Now a days it isn't easy to grab an Ad-sense account as their guidelines are being stricter and worse. Mostly you will be left disappointed when you try to register Ad-sense through the proper channel for your website or blog. There are various third party agents offering Ad-sense accounts for amounts ranging from 500-2000 INR.  Here is a small game that you can play to grab an Ad-sense account fast yet free.

How to become a Blogger

Are you an aspiring blogger? Do you have ideas that need to be shared and heard? Are you interested to become a blogger. Here are some tips from our side for the beginners.

Blogging is one among the best ways to speak out to the world regarding the thoughts and ideas in your mind. The topics need not be confined to mere thoughts and visions, but can also be criticism and blows to the heads. It can be anything about the thoughts that come to your mind. And people with similar mind sets read your blog. There are certain things that you'd need to know and decide before starting to write a blog. I'll try to explain them to the best of my knowledge.

1. Choosing the right genre.

Choosing the write genre or niche can be sometimes detrimental to your future in the blogosphere. There are wide range of topics ranging from technology to cooking. Never try to imitate or follow the path of a well established blog wishing to make yours' a similar one, rather learn from their style of writing and publishing to enhance your skills. 

Every topic has blogs that shines in the particular niche. If its cooking, there are hundreds of wonderful cookery blogs. So never go for choosing a topic that doesn't excite you in talking to others. If you love interfering in social causes or issues, never try to blog on technology or gaming. You will never prove good in that way. Always blog about topics that you are interested in and the topics that you are interested in getting to know. As time passes, you shouldn't be left bored of writing on stuff that you don't actually bother to know. If you aren't clear on your area of interest, launch a more generalized blog. 

2. Choosing the right platform.

Choosing the right platform makes your time in blogging more comfortable and enjoyable. I always suggest you to start with Blogger, which is a product of Google. Blogger is widely accepted for its easy-to-use interface and flexibility. You wont have to burn your head to run a blog on the Blogger platform.

If your are much more advanced on coding and hosting services, try WordPress which is a more advanced platform to blog upon.

3. Do Not Write to Earn.

Never ever enter the blogosphere with an aim to mint money. Never write to earn. Trust me, you will never start earning if you write with a mind of driving in money. Write your heart, and eventually you will start earning, at least as much as to buy a packet of biscuit while you write.

4. Respond to Comments, Suggestions and Critics.

Your readers know you better. They can easily judge you more than you do. Take all the comments positively. Critics and suggestions will always help you grow and improve your writing skills. Thank them for their care and concern. It will always benefit you.

5. Try to join blogging communities.

Blogging communities can help you develop your skills and hold you up when you need help. It can also be used to promote your posts. Promotion of your posts are an unavoidable factor during the initial period of your blogging. Grab visitors. Impress them. And they'll come back. 

These are some of the very basic tips to know before you start blogging. 

Hope this benefits you. Have a happy time blogging. 

The safety of our women - The new brand ambassador

It is indeed a shame to me, you and the entire Indian society  that the safety of our women are now used as an advertising aid and one the major weak points of our hearts are now driving our pockets. I myself along with every fellow citizen is well aware of the security flaws in the life's of our women. But that it is not something that has to be sold in the market. These flaws and insecure feelings are to be addressed and resolved for the well being of our sisters and mothers in India. But the trend that we see now is that mobile phone companies advertising their product as a women's safety aid just because they have an application that can track a person in case of an emergency. As every technically aware guy knows, it is nothing special about the mobile, but it is just an application that can be installed on any advanced device. And I hardheartedly appreciate the people who advertise pointing out this particular option and sell their devices. They actually have found out the idea to use this stigma of our nation as a means of better result and sales. We can never blame them for taking such a step, as it is we the society who created that space for them.

A father or a brother who is least aware of the technological advances would easily fall in such products, as safety and love is blind in every part of the nation. It is not such only with the mobile phones or the gadget industry, we are being used in every walk of life. You can find gadgets, supermarkets, technological products, various industries and even plastic products that promise to keep our women safe. Is that what we need? Is that how we believe to build up our nation's economy?

A foreigner who lands at any of our airports, would definitely see advertisements that points out the women are prone to danger in India. Being a country that has a huge potential in the tourism industry, this is not how we should portray ourselves. Instead of making our guests feel safe, we are actually threatening them of the stigma of our society, even through the ads placed in and around our city, in the news papers and the visual medias, everywhere. Being one of the most powerful and the most promising developing nation, this is not the image that we should build upon in millions of hearts.

As every one asks, what can I do for this? How can I interfere? How much role can I play?
Can you please stop using our flaws to make bank accounts grow stronger? Can you please stop using our women and their safety to enhance your trade? Would you please represent our nation with pride in front of our guests?

Let us together make a change.